Monday, October 13, 2008

Ice Cream and Puppies Save Global Markets



Bear market halted in tracks; ice cream and puppies once again return to the minds of floor traders. Evil Illuminists powerless in the face of heroic global central bank intervention. Federal Reserve promises unlimited borrowing. Mindless masses cheer competitive currency devaluation.


An attractive blogger fills her stove with 100(A) Amero notes to keep warm


A member of the Global Tinfoil rapid response team